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Position Demotivational Poster


POWERLESS MASTER -




ADVERSITY -


TAGS: pitfalls snags opposition adversity poster
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - April 30, 2015, 6:00 pm

Thanks!
mizzdizz - April 30, 2015, 4:12 pm
Nice and dark, excellent! 5 goth lions!
Reality Lord - April 30, 2015, 2:53 pm

AB5OLUTELY AWE5OME
JesusWept - April 30, 2015, 1:06 pm
Very nice! L L L L L


EVER FIND THAT PERFECT SLEEPING POSITION? - Me Neither


TAGS: dog flexible sleeping unusual position
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by smcculley

caveman - December 13, 2011, 6:23 am
Dude i will say one thing..................... Nice.


SEE - SAW -


TAGS: jigsaw pic composition by flint
Rating: 4.28/5

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ICEMAN - November 3, 2010, 8:01 pm
I see. 5 Saws.


ZOO JANITOR - Hazardous position.


TAGS: zoo animals job position clean
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by suzieq

suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:31 pm
well done, I like your comment better than my text
Owlzrule - January 25, 2012, 9:30 pm
That is a smelly position


PROSTATE EXAM - If you hear a zipper, run like hell.


TAGS: assume the position
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by Preacher Man

Sho - August 16, 2010, 12:24 am
LMFAO


Yakity Yak -




PERVERTED? - Me? I swear...these Rorschach tests are rigged. I bet Ronsart paints them.


TAGS: kamasutra positions tricky ink blots tribute ronsart
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - March 11, 2010, 1:54 pm
Of course...yeah...
MrRandom - March 11, 2010, 1:50 pm
Of course, you're only hearing about this second hand correct?
Bartimaeus - March 11, 2010, 1:48 pm
Oh...his fanfiction is noteworthy, too. If you're into that sort of thing...yaoi dinosaurs and male pregnancy...
MrRandom - March 11, 2010, 1:45 pm
Lol, I didn't even notice it was a tribute. Was commenting on your response to Mo.
Bartimaeus - March 11, 2010, 1:37 pm
You know it. lol I always look forward to Ron's submissions.
MrRandom - March 11, 2010, 12:54 pm
You would know, eh number 1 fan Bart?
Bartimaeus - March 11, 2010, 12:28 pm
You must write the best fanfiction.lo0l
MO - March 11, 2010, 12:24 pm
Hey! Least I didn't mention that it also looks like Barney. Oops, now I did. Damn!
Bartimaeus - March 11, 2010, 12:17 pm
What kind of crazy shit are you thinking about!? lol jk
MO - March 11, 2010, 11:57 am
Third row, down 3. GODZILLA!! ROAR!!


WTF! -




HAPPY ENDING -


TAGS: assume position
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - April 21, 2011, 12:06 pm
The poster would not have worked otherwise. Which makes it slightly homophobic, perhaps.
kayde - April 21, 2011, 11:58 am
I like the fact that the person giving the massage is also a man. Or an extremely manly armed woman. Happy endings for all!
pzykosiz - April 21, 2011, 8:37 am
it still cost's the same, just make sure no one knows you're there


POSITIONS AVAILABLE - The pay sucks but the benefits are great




DEFINITION: A BOOT - Canadian preposition. For example: "It's A BOOT time for a Molson, eh?"


TAGS: canada a boot preposition molson ale beer
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 28, 2010, 5:44 am
Shut the Fuck up...Oh, Wait.....you're gone and no one cares....Yay!


USEFUL SIGNS - If You're At The Front Door: The Back Door Is Around The Front!




LIFE -


TAGS: life upside down ducks cubbybears favorite position lol
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by ronsart

GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 10:22 pm
Shoopdahwoop, I hate you
Shoopdahwoop - May 19, 2010, 10:20 pm
Hate me for being a grammar Nazi, but it should be once IN a while.


TURTLE STYLE - For People who want it "Slow"




THE ONE SIGHT -


TAGS: nuclear bomb atom bomb clouds fetal position kiss your ass goodbye
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 21, 2013, 7:29 pm
Okay, lol. Not the hills you can clearly see, the ones behind the clouds, the ones you can barely see is Mt. Hamilton. :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 21, 2013, 7:27 pm
These were just large cloud clusters, not smoke. The hills in the distance I believe is Mt. Hamilton. It startled me because I'm not used to seeing clouds in August. So logically I thought it was time to resume the fetal position and kiss my a$$ goodbye.
GaryO - August 21, 2013, 3:49 pm
I may have. My daughter was born Dec 1980. Been hell ever since
GaryO - August 21, 2013, 3:48 pm
There seems to be some missing elements in this dialogue, like a couple of the four Ws. Were you looking at Mt St Helens? From Northern Cal or Nevada perhaps? 1980? Or just a forest fire...
EmilioDumphque - August 21, 2013, 1:21 pm
...and did you?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 21, 2013, 12:02 pm
I actually took the picture. This was what I saw from my front yard (coming from the east of California) as I was washing my car windows.
GaryO - August 21, 2013, 9:18 am
Reminds me of Mt St Helens, back in ’80. Where’d you get the pic, cynic?
maoworks2 - August 21, 2013, 8:31 am
You Got That Right !


He Said. . .She Said -


TAGS: relationships partners positions tasks choices
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 25, 2013, 12:22 am
Yep...a real keeper steve! Do you at least pull her finger or does she have to do that too?
steve1961 - June 24, 2013, 4:27 pm
I'm a good partner...I let her fart while she does the dishes...I'm quite a catch.


LIFE -


TAGS: life time human nature truth lie leg woman yoga position
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by giulio

Sean - November 23, 2009, 3:07 pm
Who's "Lie?" That's Li.
Sean - August 21, 2009, 11:54 am
Ok Benny Frankles just makes no damn sense at times.


SEMI-AUTOMATICS -


TAGS: position being overrun by sea turtles sir
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

spacedog - November 17, 2009, 7:28 pm
This is great.
CANADA - September 17, 2009, 2:28 pm
actualy both those weapons are sold in both formats. dont tear into someone unless you know for sure
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 3:39 am
Blah... take a hand off the keyboard, unload your clip, and calm down. Welcome to motifake. It's not factfake, and it's not motipedia. Slow your roll.
Blah - September 17, 2009, 3:36 am
Are you fucking Idiots both of those weapons they are holding are Fully Automatics not semi-automatic.
Haarakkon - August 23, 2009, 12:07 am
Semi-automatics are also inherently less accurate than bolt action rifles are, historically. The military has made great strides in the last 30 years on that front, though.
Haarakkon - August 22, 2009, 11:33 pm
Provided there's a bullet to reload, and that the round chambers correctly. My point was, if you need a semi-automatic to hunt, your marksmanship is highly suspect. Thanks for playing, though, and try again later.
G - August 22, 2009, 11:23 pm
Semi-Auto is one shot every time the trigger is pulled, why does no one KNOW this
agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:23 pm
Brilliant!


Possibilities -


TAGS: lighthouse prominence warning position
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

GaryO - March 15, 2014, 10:05 pm
Too real, dawg, too damm real
MissPriss - March 15, 2014, 9:45 pm
Phew, 5L good to know. Now there won't be as many to beat off with a stick...tiring work ya know.


Compromised -




Smells Like Teen Spirit -




Legacy -


TAGS: final position
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - August 3, 2014, 9:40 am
Oh……well….that could be good or bad….you really should upgrade from that CRT. And go outside. Strive for a life. I know you are really fishing for a comment on yer new avatar. Heh heh, not gonna bite, you beautiful (but intellectually itchy) phukk.
Rick69 - August 3, 2014, 5:37 am
I meant, I can almost count the number of pixels in the picture... Like about 3.5 pixels at most.
Greybeard - August 2, 2014, 11:01 pm
I hate USB sticks for that exact reason. 5LMAO & fav'd.
GaryO - August 2, 2014, 9:38 pm
What, Rickets, are you referring to, the lack of clarity of this pic, or my understanding of the little thingy created waaaay back in ought seven by the joint photographic experts group? Hmmmm?
Greeny - August 2, 2014, 6:03 pm
peanut butter on the bottom of the coffin would help
Rick69 - August 2, 2014, 5:17 pm
Do you even jaypeg, Gareth? Aside from that, let's not forget that it takes AT LEAST 3 time to insert it correctly. And that's only when you're staring it down, daring the laws of physics to fcuk with you one more time.
EmilioDumphque - August 2, 2014, 4:06 pm
Good one!
Reality Lord - August 2, 2014, 7:59 am

fitting.....LOL5


LONG SHOTS -


TAGS: lets talk business propositions
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Sean - March 19, 2014, 3:54 pm
5 tortoises! See wot I did, fellow passive aggressives? Of course you did.
Sean - July 7, 2010, 1:14 pm
Emcellent.
Faceplant31 - July 7, 2010, 12:01 pm
Amsome!


Oldest Profession -


TAGS: careers women positions top ceo
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 2, 2013, 2:01 am
Wow! I didn't know that...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 1, 2013, 12:16 pm
Very few know that this position causes ED in 89% of men.


TYRA QUITS TALK SHOW! - Are they "CELEBRATING" or "PROTESTING"?


TAGS: iranaian opposition protest
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by [email protected]

Cloudchaser - December 30, 2009, 10:37 am
Do you really need to ask?


YOU SEE ME ROLLIN' -




THATONECHICK -




PLACEBOS -


TAGS: adopt the position
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:44 am
I'm glad to see this at 2.75 - it proves that you got a good one in under the comprehension radar. Well done!


AXIS OF EVIL - Divided by mythology, united by bigotry.


TAGS: proposition 8 prop 8 axis of evil religion
Rating: 1.97/5

More motifakes by John Doe

spencer - August 14, 2009, 12:09 pm
yes because no one has killed for anything else but religion or done anything else wrong for that matter. Enjoy your stay in hell.
Morp - May 25, 2009, 2:21 pm
You go suck that cock, I'm going for a beer.


Position to Lose You... -




MOTICAPTION - THREESOME - Disappointing proposition.




Spooning -


TAGS: spoons spooning fork position bed
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 15, 2015, 11:01 pm
Thanks Mr. Gary. Guess being gone is proof that quality is better than quantity? Thanks, glad you liked it.
MissPriss - June 15, 2015, 10:58 pm
Someone has to keep Starbucks in business, 1 spewed coffee at a time. Thanks for the 5er mizz.
MissPriss - June 15, 2015, 10:56 pm
What come? Mentally I've always been here...teehee. Thanks for the L's Jesus.
GaryO - June 15, 2015, 1:47 am
This shyt was missed. Welcome back, Prissy
mizzdizz - June 14, 2015, 11:36 pm
...choke..cough..sputter... need towel----DAMMIT Prissy! You made me waste another perfectly good cup of coffee laughin' at yur stuff!!!ROTFL!!!! 5L!!!!!!!
JesusWept - June 14, 2015, 11:14 pm
What a comeback! L L L L L


"69" - Close... only counts in horseshoes.


TAGS: class positions couples
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 25, 2013, 4:30 pm
Oh Gary....NO! Even Eskimos only rub theirs...for a very good reason...ewwww!
MissPriss - January 25, 2013, 4:28 pm
Hahaha...I stand corrected! Thanks for dropping by ipaprime!
GaryO - January 25, 2013, 8:26 am
Hmm, conjoined nose sucking, I must try that
ipaprime - January 25, 2013, 7:05 am
and thermonuclear bombs


HMM... ABOUT THAT.LET ME SEE FIRST. -




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